Kid -I go to bed at ten.
Adult -I wake up at four.
Is that just unusual to me?

Haha I see what you did there!

Yea. I mean no! I- just- maybe?

Inn the first picture, she looks like she's sonic ing something.

But then what if circumstances change, too?for example, in this dream you lived in Alabama and were raised in a conservative Christian family, and when you woke up you were in a family of liberal atheists in California. You would lose all you had ever known! Thanks a lot for posting this, though, now I'm doubting my entire frackin life.

If both girls are waiting for a girl to kiss them then neither will be kissed or kiss before the other... maybe that is the point...

MOJOJOJO

I would call them back and be like, "Considering my strengths and abilities, and how unhappy I am at what you just did, you had better hope that you are blessed, too."

That's what I think she was trying to say. The guy that she likes doesn't like her back, but the guy that she doesn't like is too close for comfort...

I feel so stupid, it took me so long to realize that the icons said it

Did they skip sixteen or am I going insane?

You forgot Americans the day after thanksgiving at a Wal-Mart

Weeping angels!

There have been twin sisters where one is black and one is white...

Well it's useful! If you are tired of getting motion sickness when you read in a moving vehicle, aim the book at the window and read the reflection, and then you won't get sick!

Thanks for reminding me that I need to do my laundry.

The person would have actually watched that video at least 69,648,459 times...