wtf do the officers even expect, like the terrorists reply "ah, you got me, the bombs are right on the backseat" or what?

I recommend you the Flat Earth universe, it is an endless source of cringe.

Or change keyboard layout to greek

Greek letter epsilon

Stop putting orange soda in our mouths!

I'll tell you my secret recipe for the best fucking iced coffee in the world:
1. Make ~100ml of really strong espresso
2. Put it in the freezer for ~2 hous, it shall almost freeze
3. Add vanilla syrup (as much as you want)
4. Fill the glass (longdrink glass) with sweet whipping cream and some milk, mix it well
5. Strew some cocoa powder over the cream
6. Enjoy it with a drinking straw on a hot day