verysarcasticsteve

verysarcasticsteve


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2600 people form a chain to celebrate the anniversary of dna 6 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
Yes, there occurred some shifts throughout the multiple calendaral reforms, but calculated backwards, the anniversary takes place on exactly this date.
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Surprise! 13 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
Das ist mal eine ÜBERRASCHUNG!!!
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I see how it is 25 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
Wait, what?! They didn't actually named it Boaty McBoatface!? Why didn't I learn this in shitty mainstream media?
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I- Nevermind 7 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEAL BEAMS
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I think its a great idea 38 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
I think schools at lest teach you the skills you need to research on how to grow your own food already now. I mean once you can read it's easy grabbing a book or surfing on the web, can't be that hard. Teaching yourself physics etc. by yourself would be pretty hard. So I think right now it's fine.
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Be yourself 6 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
Getting decent grades in school is REALLY not that hard. It just needs a bit effort and a little help (e.g. ask your teacher wether he got any advice for you...). And having bad grades does NOT mean, you will fail in life. However, the most counterproductive thing you can do is to spot trying because you think you can't do it under any circumstances or the system is too broken or whatever.
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Lets go Brexit lets go! 22 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
Yeah they should totally leave. Just for the moment when the come back, knocking on our door, begging on their knees to join again.
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omg so relatable. . 14 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
when you wanna make a meme but it's 2016 and you tryna not to offend anyone
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The heros we need 10 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
But only if they change their mind to my opinion!
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important test question!! 11 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
You get 18,85 sqi of pizza for 1,50$ and 19,24 sqi for 1,70$. So the second offer gives you 0,1132 sqi per cent and the first one 0,12567 sqi of pizza per cent paid. Chose the first offer!
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How to rob a politician 2 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
I doubt that the robber paid taxes in first place. Also, if you follow that logic, you should take the money from teachers, fire-fighters, policemen and a hell lot of other persons in public service.
The ultimate motto of my life 4 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
dis is sum gud advice
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It's A Free Country 4 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
Yes, under two conditions:
1. They do it in a civilized, ergo non-harmful way and
2. They don't cry about "oppression" or "free speech" like lil' pussies when they realize they can't argue anymore (seriously I see this so often, from every side)
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It Just Couldn't Have Been Said Any Better 24 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
Water, fire, earth, air. Checkmate, that's already 4!
It's A Free Country 4 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
What people often forget about freedom is that you are free to do anything as long as you also take the responsibility for it.
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That was such a bad move 9 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
yes pls
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The kind of vandalism everyone should approve 14 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
what about disprove it or accept current scientific, neutral studies?
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How our first encounter will probably go... 8 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
Fox news: "Aliens come to rape all of us"
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How are they already on the textbook if they are posing for it 10 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
Another glitch in the matrix!
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Just the usual 20 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
Same in Europe, just that all non-white people are evil, except white politicians, they are the most evil of all.
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Old Building Surrounded Didn't Want To Sell The Property 8 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
*to the Chinese government
mmm pixels 2 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
*sacle it down*
*scale it up*
*sacle it down*
*scale it up*
*sacle it down*
*scale it up*
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... Seriously, Google? 3 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
"1001101101 definitely not a robot ha ha ha 0100011001 stupid humans gonna die 1010010"
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Reasons why I procrastinate 1 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
procrastiception
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Nailed it. 8 comments
verysarcasticsteve · 7 years ago
Shit man, I wanted to post this one!
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