"My safe word is Pineapple Juice"
WATER IS NOT WET
Merry Chaosmas to all my Bad Hombres in FunSubstanceLand!
The only fun thing when shopping
Sonny Liston pulls a gun on Muhammad Ali after becoming tired of Ali's shit
Flat Top is not human
The difference between The Simpsons and Family Guy
Here's Mariah Carey with isolated vocals!