Make your own! 71 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
0d.0h.1m.15s. left on this damn clock, but 3 days left on this deployment. I'm really hoping it's not one of the other troops, we don't get along. Plus, that would be a distraction in this battle. I take cover behind a low wall near this farm. I start to reload, but then see a shadow to my left. I dodge, just in time for the blade to miss. I pull my boot knife, turn yo face the attacker, and stab them in the chest. Suddenly, I hear two 'click's, and look down. There are two clocks on the ground, and a growing pool of blood. I look back up to see her look back up and, just slightly, smile, as if to say "sorry". Her eyes start to dim, but she has enough strength to pull one of my grenade pins. She goes limp, and I don't move from the shock. I knew no more.
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In light of increasing obesity rate 58 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
I know this isn't related to weight, but I'm still not sure if the person on 2nd left is a man or woman
at least he's understanding 16 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
Well, there went your Dad Speech you spent 16 years working on, but no worries about teen pregnancy
sure does 28 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
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That's Pooh's Place 7 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
Shut up, annoying guest!
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Haha 7 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
The sagging pants originally started in jails to show the men who were "willing recipients". For some reason the thugs outside thought this was cool and copied it.
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I never did pick up French, maybe this is why 17 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
Exuse moi, juste un commentaire au hasard, en passant par.
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"Extra Strength dog breath potion" 7 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
This is the only time they would unite, to stop anyone else from getting to date her. Just think of what the ultimate prankters and the potion genius could do working together!
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Advice for retail workers 16 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
Call Ghostbusters, problem solved.
Advice for retail workers 16 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
You're both wrong. You put the body in a wooden box, fill it with fertilizer, bury it, then plant a tree sapling over it. so no one questions the dirt pile.
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Good girl JK Rowling 34 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
I like the books, but some of the pairings are just wrong. Can you tell me Hermione and Ron have anything in common other than Harry? Plus Harry/Ginny came out of nowhere.
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Homophobia 15 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
I don't know, but I have noticed that, too.
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It's the little things. (Skyrim) 16 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
Hell yeah. Strength of heavy, perks of light. Kinda like a badass version of Wolf Armor.
Homophobia 15 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
Share them among then other mentally scarred people the relax them.
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Puggle wuggle 14 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
No, it's clearly a Pugglmum Phloofer. you can see by it's short shnoofinfluff.
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It's the little things. (Skyrim) 16 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
Thanks
Homophobia 15 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
I should have stayed in bed today. Now this is forever burned into my brain. I'll just go back to unconscious reality, it's much safer.
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Clone him 14 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
No, there are several levels of "fat": husky, fluffy, big, fat, Damn!, and landwhale
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It's the little things. (Skyrim) 16 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
Damn, what level would you say is safe to attempt this quest?
probably my favourite scene from any movie ever 18 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
Is it bad that this is really easy to see happening?
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Pizza Hut wants us to die so bad 33 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
Mouthgasm in a box
High Heels 11 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
I think its his lunch box, he carried a similar box on the set of Shakespeare
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WHAT THE f*ck. IF YOU MAKE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH YOU ARE AMAZING 53 comments
virgil0911 · 8 years ago
Don't watch this. The weak of mind may go insane
So, what now? 64 comments
virgil0911 · 9 years ago
Prepare for a new war ; Civil War: Religion Editon
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I never noticed before 28 comments
virgil0911 · 9 years ago
My dad: August. Me: April. My little sister was born on my dad's birthday. Talk about one hell of a present