Vitalstatistix

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True Love 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Well, she's likely to have one.
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A yawning snake 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
It's probably just smelling it's surroundings.
Or it may be just pining for the fjords.
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She's A Real African American Because She Was Born There 17 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
I for one would totally etc.
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a brief history of Valentine's day 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Roofies in all shapes and colours?
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Ba dum 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
DIE
HIPSTER
DIE
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If you're not an Aussie this may freak you out... 38 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Adolf Hitler was from Australia.
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Very dramatic billboard 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
"ROMANES EUNT DOMUS" – Life Of Brian
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Very dramatic billboard 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Was the Vatican consulted in this matter?
Obama Didn't Even Hesitate When He Said It 13 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
He's an über douche!!!
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Camel's humps do not store water. They are mounds of fat 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
I bet he smokes.
When using an iPhone after having a Galaxy for so long 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Mine is even bigger. Wanna see? ☺
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Stuff you learn from Friends 1 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Females are so naïve.
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A SFW depiction of why Superman couldn't get Lois pregnant 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Well, on Superman's home planet it's where they blow their noses.
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It's a trap 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Add that Steven Fry is gay and allegedly never had sex with a woman.
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Camel's humps do not store water. They are mounds of fat 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Biologically, both genuses belong to the Camelidae family.
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I know which one I'll be using from now on 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Dark rings around Uranus.
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The root of all insecurities 2 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
So true!
Jesus helps recovering alcoholics out of recovery 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Nope, he made hard liquor.
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You mad, Mrs. Hinkleman? 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Bring a carafe …
Save the snails! 13 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Does that make them faster, too?
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A SFW depiction of why Superman couldn't get Lois pregnant 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
False memories …
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A SFW depiction of why Superman couldn't get Lois pregnant 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Superman is an extragalactical alien. He doesn't have the same reproductive system nor the same biology as humans.
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World Peace vs Time 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
And it only meant peace in a limited part of the world. Speak of cultural bias!
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This is a flipped iceberg 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
"You're a flipped iceberg!" – Towelie, towel, novelist
"Only allowed to bring one sheet of paper to the exam" 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Exactly!
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