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Use nail polish to clean shoe 8 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

Isn't that what specialists call acetone or propanon?

That must be heartbreaking 14 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

"Nurse, you can remove his face warmer now!"

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Boeing logic 5 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

At the very least, airlines could start enforcing the limits they're stating for carry-on luggage.

And so should you 4 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

Guided by flying monkeys.

If only this were a thing 12 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

… or give him steaming hot sex.

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Have you heard his story? 29 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

And fifty days later he was resurrected as Jebus II.

The feels are strong with this one (RIP Judge) 43 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

To the Lord of Darkness.

When my upstairs neighbor changes his Wifi password 12 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

Gotcha. :-)

'Straya 11 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

No friggin' lasers attached to their tiny heads?

Now he can walk normal again 5 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

Was it elephantiasis?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantiasis

Next stop, Mordor 9 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

I see Earth's two hemispheres …

When my upstairs neighbor changes his Wifi password 12 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

I've visited the state several times and have friends there, so yes. :-)

I thought this was going in a bad direction 8 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

Wins their trust, then harvests their organs.

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When my upstairs neighbor changes his Wifi password 12 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

In Texas they'll probably put you in the chair for that.

Rihanna looks like two small people, one on top of the other, trying to look older 8 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

More like three ducks: Huey, Dewey and Louie.

Death is just another form of meditation 5 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

He's just pining … pining for the Norwegian fjords.

You have got to be kidding me 4 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

My condolences. :-|

The Danish wave their national flags at airport arrivals to welcome travelers 9 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

When picking up visitors from abroad, I have taken a paper flag or two with me – plus a sign with their name on it.

A model of how many Earths could fit inside the sun 13 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

Now wouldn't that be a dangerous thing to do?

Good guy lego 22 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

You can buy Chinese rip-off sets including tanks, artillery and such.

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But I still can't adult 13 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

"Dougie was raised by Belgians, which is what made him so complex and evil."

That's Actually A Pretty Awesome Achievement 18 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

Poor aim …

"So Idris, could you describe your background for us?" 8 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

"You're a towel!"

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Be socially prepared! 14 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

♪ ♫ You don't make friends with salad,
You don't make friends with salad ♪ ♫

Bunny and lovebird are friends 4 comments

vitalstatistix · 9 years ago

Nom nom nom …