That's one tall rocket!

It's so beautiful (sobs) …

"Wanna play chicken?"

Batteries? Doesn't it run on people's farts?

S T O O O O O O O O P I T T T T T T ! ! !
Get a job!!!

Why don't we all log into Google Maps and do our own little search of the seabed there?

Batman is wrong. From en engineering viewpoint, one might as well calculate on basis of cold as the entity being transported, just as one might want to reverse the temperature scale. Only from a pure physical viewpoint is Batman right.

Buzzcut!!!

In what body part is one expected to shove them?

Also if there weren't this religulous frenzy about eco stuff.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." — Arthur C. Clarke

So they're not the same person …

Don't they write from right to left?

Well, America, your country started out on the wrong foot.

She's a whore who somehow managed to become prime minister of Denmark. Polls show her to be the worst prime minister ever in this country, even including one convicted embezzler.

Looks more like a Bavarian Weißwurst.

Try getting a job at the state-run Swedish broadcast corporation.