How long would you usually cook spaghetti, silly woman?

How about publicly denouncing those Muslims that commit alle the atrocities that draw headlines? Surveys demonstrate a massive support for their crimes within all Muslim communities in Western Europe.

They should give him the chair!

He seems too young to be Sepp Blatter.

Is that Hitler without his famous moustache?

DIE
HIPSTER
DIE

Suits him well. Hipster!!!

Praline?

At a McDrive?

Humanity is made responsible for all temperature changes since the formation of our solar system.

Lindholm Høje, Aalborg.

What does the headline actually mean? … Interpreter!

They can even catch small mammals such as cats or rabbits.

The quote is by the world's biggest mass murderer, Mao Zedong.

Real men weigh at least 100 kg (220 lb).

But still … strange things happen on the wrong side of the planet.

I'm allergic to idiots.

Apple should be making something else. Definitely not computers or mobile phones.

An age cannot have an age.

On a related topic:
http://www.utexas.edu/news/2015/03/19/men%E2%80%99s-preference-for-certain-body-types-has-evolutionary-roots/

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Is that the same team that performs under the name Gorillaz?

Doesn't he have a neck?