I envy you so freakin much >A<

How would it do that?

Right before my 9th birthday... *cue So Close guy here*

That guinea pig is more photogenic than I'll ever be.

If you say so .w.

Ponies? XD Alright then.
(You're not a brony are you? *pokes suspiciously*)
((Not that there's anything wrong with bronies))
(((This comment is a mess .-.)))

Oh, that makes sense. But I don't comment often, so I wouldn't really know that feeling ^^"

((got cut off, sorry))
"Well done," the voice on the line praised. "Yes, this is Gin. I see you've remembered everything clearly. Good for you. Judging by your voice, I'm guessing you're Xena?"
Xena let out a sigh of relief, hugging the phone to her chest. "Y-yes, I'm Xena. Thank god it's you, Gin. I'd get MURDERED if someone else heard me say all that over the phone."

"An old friend, huh? Answer me this, 'old friend'-What fills the massive amounts of space within our universe?"
Xena thought about that for a few moments. The question...just seemed so familiar... "Humans don't possess the ability to accurately answer that, and it's likely that we never will," Xena finally responded. There was nothing on the other line but dead silence. After a bit, the voice spoke up again.
"Let's try this: Tell me three ways of how to dispose of a dead body."
Xena began speaking immediately. "One: You could cook the body and eat it. Once you're finished, you can crush up the bones and sprinkle them on plants-they make surprisingly good fertilizer. Two: You can grind up the body and mix it with fish chum, if you live near water. That way, it can pass off as just fishing things. Three: You can cut up the body into small, individual parts. If you do that, you can not only bury it more easily, but you could pass it off as "night gardening" much more easily."

I was just thinking about that type of downvote/upvote system the other day. It does sound a lot better, I have to completely agree with you on that. And I honestly don't think we need a limit on posts/comments, Why is that there, anyway? :U

Oh .-.

I don't know! It was a serious find for me. But hey, we at FS will always be your fellow fangirls! http://funsubstance.com/fun/122303/fan-man/ (just in case you're not female :U)

Hey Piper, I once actually MET an Otaku-AT MY SCHOOL. She was listening to Po Pi Po and talking about Fluttershy and it was seriously like fangirls at first site

Wasn't there a sad post about it once?

I once saw this one chick at school who claims to be "weird and crazy" wearing a shirt that said "NERD SWAG" and I wanted to fucking murder her

K, thanks :D I know quite literally nothing about sports except that it requires movement and sometimes a ball, so that confused me

(...that actually sounds really cute >.<)