The Velveteen Rabbit. It made me think about how some of the most beautiful people areb't "real," but less attractive people might have the loveliest souls.

He mixed up fmk again.

Dammit Satan!

Hamlet! Revenge this fowl and most unnatural murder!

Nightworld series - old souls

And if I kiss you
In the garden
In the moonlight
Will you pardon me~?

Well, it's incredibly likely that eventually at some point you will get stuck somewhere with no way out (collapsed tunnel, pit, post-apocalyptic-dead-world, etc.) And be stranded there forever.

Long live the Legion

Cute nickname courtesy of the good bard: "my good sweet honey lord"

My college has the water bottle fountain one. They tell you how many bottles you saved.

I have one and can fit one binder and a box worth of fruitsnacks in it.
It's blue.

I wanna poke it

Source:
http://humon.deviantart.com
http://humoncomics.com

Oh dear, Sera figured out UPS.
Ship the biggies bees, yeah
Steal their breeches as they scream

"AH. Fahh kaa fffwa-" fwump

Ahhh I'm so proud of them!!

It's pretty fascinating.
Cats don't usually see bananas (or cucumbers/zuchinni, which will also make them do this) in the wild, so they don't really know what they are. They don't eat them, and most feral cats don't live near them.
The closest thing in their minds to those shapes and colours together is snakes.
And snakes are not to be fucked with, which is why they tend to have these wild escape-type reactions.

Is he the one that's never been kissed??