Fuck that...ribs first kids won't save you, but food will ;)

The feels are strong with this one.

That is like angels dancing on my taste buds worthy.

This is genius I need one!!

You can never forget carrots and celery

Fuck I'm in high school and I'm still going to try this.

Just thought I'd put that out there. That should be a thing.

if multiple goose are called geese....why aren't multiple moose called meese?

This looks like me every morning.

He took the plunge of stealing the rolls...at the risky of being shitty to his neighbour.

Me when I walk into class late.

I LOVE MA CHICKEN CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK YOU TOUCH MA CHICKEN I BEAT YOU UP!!!

People actually get raped...grow the fuck up.

I think if you dish it out you should be able to take it in return. Being a girl I think it's stupid that girls fight for equality, but still want the "perks" of not being equal. But seriously why the fuck are you hitting other people? Just take your crazy ass for a walk and calm the fuck down. Or you might just be peeling your sorry little ass off the ground.

Sounds like every relationship.

I would totally ditch my date just to be with him.

Oppurrrrtunity**

Wow what a missed opportunity

*finds money on ground* *squeals in delight* *notices it's fake scream out "my life is a lie" with tears streaming down your face* *well your friends try to drag you to the car*

I feel for the guy on the right, not only does he have a crazy bitch that might still want him. He has to clean up the mess that bitch made. Where as the guy on the left has no shot at getting the girl back and his stuff is already packed for him to leave. But at least his girl doesn't seem like a crazy ass bitch.

Sounds sort of like my high school

*walks down hall* *boy screams in terror at the sight of shoulders* *runs back and throws this at me* *evilly smiles before throwing it away basking in the glory of being a rebel and showing some "shoulder"*

Or you can just be smart and type a bunch of bullshit, and turn it white so it'll be hidden and it will also bring up your word count.