waitermelon

waitermelon

How are you doing on this fine evening? I'd be happy to serve you, as long as you refrain from drinking any beverages made from my blended brethren.
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Rare pink grasshopper 14 comments
waitermelon · 9 years ago
It's a shiny!
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This clock 5 comments
waitermelon · 10 years ago
They actually sell them like that. Here's the link if anyone is interested in buying one:
http://www.amazon.com/SGCCR-Sound-Multi-Colored-Digital-Alarm/dp/B002IKK6V8
Amazing pizza bread 9 comments
waitermelon · 10 years ago
I feel like the last two pictures should be switched...
DAFAQ •_• 13 comments
waitermelon · 11 years ago
Hey, they're 90% off!
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Hey, let me in 35 comments
waitermelon · 11 years ago
I just love how "Potato" has nothing to do with the post at all, yet it still gets upvotes.
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Epic facebook update 7 comments
waitermelon · 11 years ago
Wait...but if the pit is bottomless and both the cake and Jeff are falling, will the cake ever reach him?
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