WakeUpTigerLily

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Guy's makeup talent 16 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
I need to hire him to teach me
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This is too cool 2 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
I appreciate the accuracy of the indigenous dressing.
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Tick Tock 24 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
I'm so confused on how to read this
Tacos Tacos Tacos 5 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
These are all from the faces of meth.com
The third wheel bed 8 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
I had one of those in my old apartment in philly, but the bottom was a futon so it turned into a couch. It was one of the best investments I made since the apartment was tiny. I loved that bunk bed :( moving to the suburbs and buying a queen bed was my adulting moment :( I donated the it though, so win win.
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Really though. 6 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
Unless your facial hair covers your entire face like a werewolf, no. "Lumberjack" type beards make the jaw matching more difficult, but not impossible.
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Props to this judge for putting two horrible parents in their place! 7 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
Small district or magistrate courts hold arraignment/evidentiary hearings; to determine if there is enough evidence to either go to trial, dismiss the case, or accept a plea agreement instead of going to trial. If the judge deems there is sufficient evidence for trial, this is where bail is set/refused/or RoR (released on own recognizance) allowed. These hearings can be waived by the defendant(s), which pushes their case straight to the trial list, usually in larger county courts. Judges/Magistrates/Masters, etc., can, and often do exactly what this Judge did while announcing her ruling. She passionately explained to the court (proceedings are recorded) why the evidence presented is sufficient for trial. Her explanation of the extreme violence, negligence, and lack of rational thought for the murdered child in the M.E.'s report shows her reasoning to deny bail as well. ***take a law or mock trial class, it will change your life***
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Really though. 6 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
OH! And Asian women under 60 years old (like 15 to 59) confuses the shit out of the software. It cannot distinguish age at all, always reads ERR (error)
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Really though. 6 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
I use facial recognition software at work. It's terrible and inaccurate for surveillance purposes. It works well with photographs when they are the correct angle, but that's about it. More often than not, it classifies any Asian man as a Caucasian woman, anyone with a chubby face/non distinct facial features reads inconclusive, and anyone with an overly thin face/boney facial features read as 15 to 30 years older than they are. Not to be a Debby downer, I would trust a vending machine before facial recognition software haha
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By far the coolest alarm clock 18 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
I don't care that I'm 30. I still rock that alarm clock.
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Twins marrying twins 30 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
Biologically they are brothers.
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and the award for biggest douchebag goes to... 13 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
I've had this conversation. There are no winners here.
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Is this true? 34 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
Yes. And I work in law enforcement, so most men run away from me when they realize I'm not going to be a helpless dependant person. I have better luck dating women, but they get frustrated when work takes away a lot of my free time. Being single too long is a disadvantage for future relationships; you get used to depending on yourself. It's actually really hard to break that and let someone in.
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Everyone loves this Joker, but what's with the gold teeth 23 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
The dark Knight detective comics #1. There is a specific universe where this is what the joker looks like
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Wait what? 16 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
Their school's no tolerance policy is to suspend any and all students engaged in a physical altercation. Since the one kid physically fought the other kid to get control of the gun, they suspended him. The school district refused to make an exception for the special circumstances, as I remember, due to the student putting himself in a dangerous situation. They expected him to allow for school staff to handle it, no matter how long it would take for staff to intervene. I think his family fought it or sued, stating that the kid with the gun had cocked and pointed with intent to shoot the teammate. The hero kid reasonably decided that waiting for staff to intervene would have resulted in the teammates injury or death. I think they won actually.
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No gf 13 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
Salt? You think I'm salty because I think that looks like a drug dealers money?
No gf 13 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 7 years ago
Aka the I deal drugs sandwich
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That's TMI even for zombies 4 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 8 years ago
Very very good gas mileage and can move very quickly. Low maintenance as well
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How to parallel park your car 8 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 8 years ago
That's the biggest spot ever haha. You obviously have never parked in philly. I can squeeze my Jeep in a spot small enough for a mini Cooper. Live in a big city, you'll learn haha
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Little girl gave her birthday cupcake to her favourite garbage man 8 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 8 years ago
He does have a beautiful smile. I wish I had teeth that nice...well damn
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Just once 6 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 8 years ago
These are all meth haha
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I love having dyed hair so as a brown eyed person I'd be sad 85 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 8 years ago
Blonde hair and blonde eyes. Yeah, I'd be blind.
I love having dyed hair so as a brown eyed person I'd be sad 85 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 8 years ago
I would have grey hair. Some times grey with blue, sometimes grey with green. I don't like this game.
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How to win at blackjack at a casino 9 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 8 years ago
Look up black jack basic strategy. It's actually like 3 times that chart. The numbers along the top are what you have, the left column is what the dealer has showing
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Why can't all cops be like this 13 comments
wakeuptigerlily · 8 years ago
When you work in neighborhoods where violent crime is prevalent, sometimes you get some bad guys in a routine traffic stop...
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