Thank god for this reminder, I would've totally forgot all about it otherwise. Any other life saving advices?

It's rare but it happens occasionally. I usually snap out of it quickly, tho.

Dire straits

Hates *illegal* immigrants, it's a slight difference.

Work harder so you can win the competition and shut him up.

Gee, wonder why..

I'll never grow out of this.

So cunning, you could stick a tail on it and call it a fox.

Can they even reach for the phone?

easy snowflake, u don't want to have a feelings meltdown, your hormones might come up with another gender.