Well obviously, they're nice because they like you and want to have sex with you. Are they just as nice with fat chicks with bad skin? No? Well there you have it. Don't act like you didn't get what he wanted.

Thank god for this reminder, I would've totally forgot all about it otherwise. Any other life saving advices?

It's rare but it happens occasionally. I usually snap out of it quickly, tho.

Dire straits

Hates *illegal* immigrants, it's a slight difference.

Work harder so you can win the competition and shut him up.

Gee, wonder why..

I'll never grow out of this.

So cunning, you could stick a tail on it and call it a fox.

Can they even reach for the phone?

easy snowflake, u don't want to have a feelings meltdown, your hormones might come up with another gender.