You see that one pixel right, it’s blue instead of green

I didn’t know a cactus could be PURPLE

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“Oh, look, he’s alive. He’s alive, guys. So what was your wish again?”

Thanos was just toying- he popped that infinity stone right back into existence with the time stone

That cat just lost uno, probs got a +50 or something

Yes

Look at those rock hard THIGHS

How many people are in your class like 5

His hat looks like an ass too

Over 200,000 people homeless in California. Government spending money on re-paving sidewalks re-paved 4 months ago.

Honey, we move furniture so when you marry a man that has 12 million dollars because you give him a blow job weekly, you can’t move it yourself out of your moms basement, unemployed piece of shit.

Those people that are too lazy to update their phone

And that person is the creepy person you always try to avoid. Always.

I’m pergenant?
I’m pregernant?
I’m... PREGANTÈ?

Those trees are super sized

Why do i see fire on the road...

*sledgehammering holes in the ceiling*