You failed, get off the plane

Me me late boy

Tri-whoa!

That cat looks so content. It's more like the cat adopted you and you just rolled with it.

I showed this to my mom and she made this 10000x better.
Think about the original store name. Bare feet shoes.
It's already saying feet are shoes. We have an answer

I experience this too, but my theory is that you just dream so many random thing that one of them has to happen later eventually. For every one of these dreams that comes true, there's a few thousand that didn't, but you just don't remember them.

Ooh, did you see that? I'm gonna get it! *pounce*

This is so stupid and yet I'm giggling like a loon

I'll add another one about my nephew.
He started screaming because his cake was chocolate and not vanilla
... After he had eaten all of it and absolutely loved it.

Looks like Bill Cosby

Ridiculously photogenic pup

heh heh

Usually I expect the unexpected, but that was too unexpectedly unexpected to expect.