Am I the only one who can pronounce that fine?
All-oo-wad-ah-Bree-ah Oh-gun-Wu-yi

Some people really are scared of their own shadow

I've seen this three times and this is the only time I didn't think of ATT.

Bundo

WHAT?! HOW DO YOU FAKE THAT? IT LOOK SO REAL! I CANT FIND A SINGLE FLAW

I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh, on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong no matter WHAT you say.

Mightve been me. I thought it was The Doctor talking til halfway through

Its more like god punishes bad people by sticking them in a room with that psychopath

All I can see is doge with a wig

You were right. Emoji movie. Candy crush was in it.

It looks like a ghost possessed his paw just to boop that cutie

Press X to doubt

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE ORIGIN STORIES LIKE THIS FOR THE OTHER THREE
LIKE MYSTIC GIRL IS STUDYING THE TUNDRA
AND VALOR GIRL IS TRAINING IN A VOLCANO OR SOMETHING,