This is how I'm going to treat my kids, unless they dislike that lifestyle.

The first one looks like it says "Soogle".

To be honest, this is true. I own a mac, and while they don't have replaceable parts, they are easier to use for people new to computers.

Sadly, not all of these apply to me.

I could make a joke about f-holes, but I won't.

Or flash games today. My bro and I used to play the heck outta games like Super Smash Flash 2.

Well, tapping quickly on things'll be a lot easier, now.

Maybe it's fogged up?

What about clones?

Can we dip those in caramel also?

Amazonians of the reptile world.

I really want that powerglove.

It's still good though.

It looks like the sad robot from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The name escapes me, however.

Now eat it.

You feel like a monster's soul trapped in an unfeeling flower body?

Undertale does some of that.

But then you won't get any superpowers!

*Bud lightbeer

I believe this was fake, and by the way, nice title.