Halloween decoration. Sure.

To the student who understands that education is a lifelong goal, you da real mvp.

Still too soon.

Bananas are for eating, not for scaling.

Or that you spend too much time online.

Are they gonna drop it in the ocean when it's finished?

Nearly any song on Grease.

If it had the same legroom as other rows, how would people exit quickly?

Is this the only time that the white ones are longer than the black ones?

Or you just lack social skills.

Eyemats

There is so much more to this argument that a Spongebob poster can't sum up. For example, with my weak immune system I'm not supposed to have live virus vaccinations. Yet I don't tend to infect others around me; it's usually the other way around.

John Rhys-Davies (sp?). Played Gimli, even though he was apparently the tallest actor there.

I showed a map like this to my students, and one said, "Oh, two countries!" So you see, there could be worse problems!

Did you need something to spark your imagination?

That's a picture of the night sky. You can tell because you can't see the sun.

Pizzaeater thoroughly describes me! Or anything with meat, bread, and cheese.

Oh, I've wanted to do that before! Instead I just bang my head against the board.

It was difficult to find all 4 people in this picture.