plot twist: she's gorgeous in real life.

I didn't read the title first and spent a good 15 seconds trying to figure out what was different in the second one.

But that one company that sees this and *does* call him back..

Pretty sure my senior portrait from high school looks exactly like this.

Ironing my shirts messes me UP.

Squad goals.

But why would you need 3D glasses?

So the roommate walked out the door naked?

I'm definitely making #1 a thing in my household, that's what my life has been missing.

I was expecting it to somehow pull a picture of me from my browser history or something..this is almost as good.

I can run 10 miles, no problem, but make me walk up two flights of stairs and I can't breathe. Which makes me wonder if everyone does the same thing and we should all stop and acknowledge that stairs are awful.

Every class has That One Douchebag. And they only get worse in grad school..

I'm 100% buying myself this when I finish my doctorate.

I don't know who that guy is, but I really hope he's a Miami Heat player.

I washed it yesterday, actually, so you can wipe that smug look off your furry face, Taco.

For a second I thought the title was actually what was happening..