Freak My Shit In My Ass

Too soon!

My mom just asked me whether I'm crying or I'm sick... Both

I just got those!

Literally just started crying I really feel for all those unfortunate people out there and it makes me hate the world and be grateful for what I have

Don't you mean Will Turner?

Aahhahahahaa

You can't go backwards in time because the time traveling invention would not have been invented, you may only move forward

MOVIE??

I think it means that we need to work together as humanity(the people) to protect the Earth(the dirt) from all of the urbanization (they're in a building)

Am I the only one who realized that, that was Bill Murry who said that wouldn't happen with a TWINKY?? Like Zombieland??

Johnny Depp

I love him <3