Because he doesn't have the brainpower to think about other things. Good job, dog, for being too dumb to be sad.

If women can't stand up for their own rights without fear of death, someone has to start the movement.

Well... there won't be an election in 2094.

Tbh these are mostly just nerd problems.

yeah, those damn old dudes always crowding up your dogs' bed.

the whirly dirly

The first one is right,,,

D-I-V-O-R-C-E is a country song!

His beard does have a home - on his face!

You don't have to be horny to consent to sex - I think, as long as you say "yes, this is ok" - and technically, you sort of consent to something by doing it to yourself. Like, you can't really do something without your brain giving it the ok first? Does that make sense?

and gamble. hell yeah!

where do you put this stuff???

Tips should always be 20%! Read http://notalwaysright.com and you can know what kind of shit people in those jobs put up with.

what is a Cupid shuffle

why are you even rinsing a spoon??

I think nobody should be able to buy cigarettes.

what the heck is this? my stove has grates that can obviously be removed.

Honestly I'd probably read it just to see the way they justify their opinion.

The bathrooms at school would get crowded if every single kid went to the bathroom at exactly the time they had to.