smooth as a baby's bum

i don't think the baby will fit :P

For all you Australians out there if you live near Phillip Island or are going on holiday go to the chocolate factory its AH-MAZANG! (are these pictures of it??) quite possibly... :P

this is disgusting, Mcdonalds is taking over the world

haha us aussies have another month of summer holidays :P

you don't even know me

actually you make banana and chocolate smoothies with lemons, not orange juice

my gaydar senses are tingling

i just spent a minute clapping to each syllable for every letter

Canada always wins

of course no one did there is a sign there telling them not to