Except for the ghost mullet I would bang this he-she

Do they shed like scaled snakes? I don't know if it'd be cool or gross to have the skin of a snake lying around (that's actually skin). Skin seems weird now that I've said it a few times...

I never realised this wasn't an acceptable answer... I feel a bit bad but I just woke up

And all he'll get is apples after all that effort? Do polar bears even like apples or is this the zoo keepers way of letting the bear know you can't always get what you want?

Best meme selection!

Sad cat diary is the cutest cat video!

I am your father.

That's so sweet! (Pun intended)

Is it me or is the white skeleton whiter? Like the bones look brighter or something... Or maybe my eyes are racists

I love the mum for taking her child to church to give them information but then poking fun to let them know it isn't all serious. Seems like good & fun parenting to me

But... My childhood...

"This guy deserves an award"..... But you are "this guy"...

...but... the mess!