I'd probably jump off attempting to land on the other side of the street like WOOO DAUNTLE- OH CRAP HERE COMES A CAR

Thank you!!!

Just puncture it with your teeth, that's what I always do when that happens.

If so, killing males should be too. Also, so not feminism.

Hah, other phones would just break but iPhones? HAHANOPE

Three robots. Two are dreams, one is not. Figure out which one is real. Oh! Tweet tweet, time to sleep. Or are you waking up?

You have something on your BACK...

#SEXIST Not the post just the car.

#RACIST

TOO MUCH GOAT

Even better!

That's the perfect Snow-face.

TRUE

Betcha didn't see that one of them was "oh"!

That is EXACTLY what Deadpool would do.

Aww, Nine approves this message!

Because if we scream, YOU SCREAM WITH US.

NonononononononononOOOOOOOOO

D:::=

oh my gosh.

SAME

Fortunately, my soul is bigger on the inside!

The one for "slut" is sexist. I'm (not) sorry for calling you out on that.