I'm a Starbucks barista, I'm sorry but we get so many customers a day we aren't going to spell everyone's name right -___- #petpeeve and some of you're names are hard to spell!

Shane how do you still have a job?

Jizz and split

Lmao the black people one got me.

'Gasp' !

That messed with me as a kid, being ugly was worse than the "bogey man" .

That moment when you still don't go to school.

This guy who comes into my Starbucks is named jake and we always say this line to him, he hates us but it's so funny

I want to but have anxiety of walking over people. Seriously

I want

Flynn Ryder

Sons of anarchy

This is me when I see a part of a movie I've seen a billion times, but that one part I don't like watching it.

Why doesn't anything like this happen to me.

I Love This!!! This is everything it's nervousness, passion and experience I love it

Lmao omg

Lmao that's just way too much work

Lmfao I didn't even realize

Removes one, domino effect

This guys face gets me every time lol

Nostalgia

I'd swing twice then I'd jump off, facing the other way of course

I'm too shy lol

I would be so annoying, trying to play a song when people are trying to walk down the stairs