Pam is gonna go quite far in life.

This boy's reaction is acceptable given his situation.

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I want to run across it.

I'm that one friend.

I don't know about you guys, but that's the best Cera impression I'VE ever seen!

That's great and all, but please, name one thing Curie-level that a woman did this year. We don't have a scientific hero, so we gave this honor to a transgender woman who was very brave as well.

This would be a really good way to get young children to wash their hands!

Stardashian.

I had mine just a week or so ago! Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
But still, congratulations! You're all grown up now!!

SQUAD GOALS

I want my tombstone to say 'BRB'. I also want someone to put 'Get Well Soon' balloons on it at least once.

I connect to this cat on a spiritual level.

Costume ordered? Check. Mega huge candy bags purchased? Check. Status: FEELIN' SPOOPY.

The fact that anyone would send these just disgusts me beyond words.

Me.
That's me.