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A must see for any tire enthusiasts 21 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
I want to see this on Mystery Science Theatre!
Kanye rekt 14 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
He ought to go home, maybe. Get some Kanye Rest.
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Good question 8 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
I'll take "which hogwarts house are you" for 1000.
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When I tell people I'm colourblind 9 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
I always say "how many fingers am I holding up" just to give them all something different.
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To those of us born around Christmas 18 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
Baby of the new year!
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exactly. 1 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
My new year's resolution? Befriend this one really annoying kid in my school.
Not because I want to, but he knows how to get past the school computers' security and damned if I don't wanna be on the hacker's team.
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What is love? 8 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
WHAT IS LOVE? *dances in car*
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Hella expensive yo 22 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
What if there's a fire and I have to actually move at a fast pace?
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Why I love Belgium 16 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
Ameri-fucking-ca
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Sparks flew when two pianist met unexpectedly at a public piano 15 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
Should I be shipping it? I'm shipping it.
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How to lengthen or shorten your essay paper 1 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
Oh right, the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison specially chosen to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison.
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Epic soccer commentators 3 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
Pretty shit dad, great shot from Barcelona.
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I look forward to this all day 18 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
WHAT BRAND I HAVE NEVER HAD A COMFORTABLE BRA EVER
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My favorite response when someone tries to tell me a knock-knock joke 4 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
Also:
"Jesus, the door's open. No need to knock."
"OH SHIT IT'S THE COPS HIDE EVERYBODY"
"Use the goddamn doorbell, were you raised by wolves!?!?"
"No one's home. Go away."
*must be said in a high voice* "Michael, hide! My husband's home!"
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I don't even know anymore... 9 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
SIBLING GOALS
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As someone who is currently studying Japanese, this is accurate 24 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
Chinese: Haha, tones. You're fucked.
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Very true 10 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
BEYONCÉ WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!
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Tomorrow, we shall wear pink 3 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
And FOUR for Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!
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Our society 25 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
"Save threes"
I need this 17 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
Sworld domination
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Chicken lays a giant egg, has second egg inside 11 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like eggs...
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Students: 2 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
We may both fail, but we're going down together.
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Colours! 30 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
4 down, 2 right.
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i have so many of these omg 11 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
*whispers* what team
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*bursts into tears* 56 comments
wildlyaskew · 9 years ago
I'm so proud of what I started