A must see for any tire enthusiasts 21 comments
wildlyaskew
· 8 years ago
I want to see this on Mystery Science Theatre!
Kanye rekt 14 comments
Good question 8 comments
When I tell people I'm colourblind 9 comments
wildlyaskew
· 8 years ago
I always say "how many fingers am I holding up" just to give them all something different.
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exactly. 1 comments
wildlyaskew
· 8 years ago
My new year's resolution? Befriend this one really annoying kid in my school.
Not because I want to, but he knows how to get past the school computers' security and damned if I don't wanna be on the hacker's team.
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Not because I want to, but he knows how to get past the school computers' security and damned if I don't wanna be on the hacker's team.
Hella expensive yo 22 comments
How to lengthen or shorten your essay paper 1 comments
wildlyaskew
· 8 years ago
Oh right, the poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison specially chosen to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison.
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Epic soccer commentators 3 comments
I look forward to this all day 18 comments
My favorite response when someone tries to tell me a knock-knock joke 4 comments
wildlyaskew
· 8 years ago
Also:
"Jesus, the door's open. No need to knock."
"OH SHIT IT'S THE COPS HIDE EVERYBODY"
"Use the goddamn doorbell, were you raised by wolves!?!?"
"No one's home. Go away."
*must be said in a high voice* "Michael, hide! My husband's home!"
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"Jesus, the door's open. No need to knock."
"OH SHIT IT'S THE COPS HIDE EVERYBODY"
"Use the goddamn doorbell, were you raised by wolves!?!?"
"No one's home. Go away."
*must be said in a high voice* "Michael, hide! My husband's home!"
Tomorrow, we shall wear pink 3 comments
Chicken lays a giant egg, has second egg inside 11 comments
