It's.. magnificent

And "bough" is pronounced differently again. English IS weird.

Grandma knows what's up

The word "sold" has been shopped in there. I wonder why.

If you can't see it, it's on the left about a third of the way down from the top

Aaaaaaand you're deaf.

Just as waterproof phones exponentially increased the number of shower dick pics before them

There's a great "shaved pussy" comment just waiting to be plucked out of the air here and put into words. I just can't.. quite.. see it.. grr

Sometimes, in my head, I refer to myself in the first person, sometimes in the second, sometimes singular, sometimes plural. If there's a pattern, I haven't recognised it yet. I've often wondered if it's like that for everyone