Two words: vagina dentata

It was a similar story in ancient Greece. Anyone who didn't speak Greek sounded like they were just going "ba ba ba.." so they were called, um, barbaroi or something - the word that we get barbarian from.

The guy's name is Keith Broni. Poor bastard never stood a chance.

.. What does the rest of the world call coriander!?

Let the slut shaming begin then.

Check it out - there's a little man AND a little woman in that boat

It's true.

"And turn some cows inside out"

There's a lot of truth to this, it's quite a sharp insight. But I'd argue that it's a gross overstatement to claim that this sums up the whole human story. There's so much more nuance and progress and altruism going on than this would have you believe, know what I mean?

You dawg, I heard you like food trucks

I had a car once that got broken into and everything taken - cash, stereo etc - everything except a copy of George Michael's Careless Whisper. Cheeky bastards.

The guy probably thought he had a stalker or something. I wonder if he was relieved or disappointed to learn that it was a kleptomaniac cat instead.