Tame rats are actually very fastidious. Probably cleaner than most of the people calling them filthy and gross. And way more sweet and adorable. :D

Protip: DON'T CHOOSE THE LAST THREE DOCTORS. If you die you regenerate into the next one. I made the mistake of starting on Ten.

I never thought a quote from Galaxy Quest of all places would be relevant and serious but... "Oh that's... that's not right!"

So what we've learned from this is that a few of us come here and chill in our undapants. Cool.
Also, I am now in the band Blue Waikiki Meatballs. Just Chicken parted over creative differences.

Awww! Poor thing was probably just cold!

Try being allergic to your own species. Yup. I have a cat allergy, a guinea pig allergy, and a HUMAN allergy. *headdesk*

Add a capful of vanilla to the water and your kitchen will smell good too.

This was me! Except I had so many students in my graduating class there were no student speeches. It took six hours to read the names alone, ain't nobody got time fo' dat.

Fuck yeah they are. I attended 18 different elementary schools and five different secondary schools but I never had real friends until the Internet. Since then I have been able to meet what my family calls my "fake" friends in real life and both visited and been visited by people all over the world. I have exchanged sixty dollars worth of American candy for squirrel-flavored crisps, Kinder eggs, and chocolate covered scorpions. I practice—for *free*—the languages I am learning with those same native speakers and save $450 off the best software there is. And, most importantly to me, I get to step outside the bubble of my comfortable little "first world" life and learn how other people live and deal with problems I can't even imagine. Real life friends have their value, but putting a screen between them doesn't make it any less real.