Navy: *playing video games* SUCK MY DICK, COCKBITE!

Who's gonna argue with the God of Thunder?

Goddammit. I give up.

Man, Portobello Road has changed.

My reaction: I ain't even mad.

For some reason I read the title as "penis sculpture" and thought it was gonna zoom in on a teeny, tiny spacesuit tent. *headdesk*

I see now why Josh said he pictured himself as Katniss. Yeah, it kinda works...

Same thing with crying. You make me sad, then ask me why I'm crying and we're gonna have problems.

Oh I like. But man would my cat kill itself on that...

WHERE DOES ONE OBTAIN THESE "SMILEY FRIES"? I NEED TO KNOW BECAUSE OF ... SHALL WE SAY, REASONS?

Whoa, how did they get a license to keep a great white shark in a residential area???

I need this, but reversed. Or maybe just one of those animal backpacks where the tail is a leash.

Achievement Unlocked: Awesome Human Being

EHEHEHEHEHEHEH I LOVE THIS COMIC AND ALL THE HORROR IT CAUSES.

Baby Canada

WHO DO THEY SHIP ME WITH?!

That's actually the best way to teach people, especially language skills. It's both emotionally supportive and cognitively sound, which makes it stick with them more.

It'd probably work on me.