Every time I see this I think that dude looks like Waldo and I wonder. Is this how he got lost in the first place? Or is this what happened when he was found and had to get a job and couldn't contain the sass he'd learned in his travels?

God bless our boys and girls in uniform and the delightful ways in which they amuse themselves in the midst of Hell.

Walk like a champion? I'd like to find the person that made the choice to use THAT slogan, ram one of these fuckers up where the sun don't shine and see what a champion's walk looks like, because the "OH GOD AM I LEAKING?!" shuffle doesn't feel very triumphant from my side.

And even though you spent the day immersed in them, you have no words.

I know this struggle.

Parenting done right. (The red square.) They're not terrible names, and it has a built in age/bullshit detector.

There's one that looks like a bomb and you have to "cut" the current color wire—which changes daily.
And there's one that has a piece that flies off that you have to catch and put back on to stop it.
My personal favorite is like the puzzle one, except it explodes so first you have to hunt down the pieces.

Put that song you hate, then put the alarm across the room so you wake in the morning screaming bloody murder. Now you're awake and your roommate is never going to steal your food again.

Hey, it's your class time we're wasting. I get paid either way and the school board isn't gonna let you get out of the end of year tests because we didn't cover all the material.

You're in a terrible school, and for that I'm sorry.

That dog is like "I ship it."

YES. OH GOD, THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS THIS CREATES. *falls to knees and scream to sky* WHYYYYYYY?

I want this, but I would end up leaving a drawer open and accidentally kill myself.