That's Dr. Horrible, you ignorant slut.

This is what you get for shaping a society that tells us we're supposed to be demure and reserved and shy for thousands of years, and then changing your minds in a few decades. Karma is a woman and she's tired of your shit.

Twinkles came back to America. Sorry.

Would you like some sausage on that sandwich? Sliced fresh today!

If you think about it, they both had naked mole rats.

The autopilot is engaged and I can't even get a date. FML

Dear Chemist,
"Dumb" is an adjective, not a noun.
Sincerely,
The Grammatist

There is one called "I Don't Care".

Lotta murderin' happening in this day.

This says more about the people who think this is accurate than the women wearing skirts these lengths, and it's not good.

*she

And all that money is being spent to please the exact same person.

Me, last night.

Twice as cute!

Look at the hole in the bottom: display piece.

Yes, because who doesn't need 5000 versions of solitaire and mahjong?

Yeah, if everyone could stop thinking R&J is a romance instead if a tragedy, that'd be great.

This explains why the rest of my family will defend their ignorance to the death...

He's thinking, "You motherfuckers think you're so goddamn hilarious."

*sits down* Well there go my plans for today.

Suffering is relative. I'm not saying they didn't have it worse than most people do today, but that doesn't negate the problems people have now. Compared to other issues in history, you could say that what happened to them wasn't a big deal.
Take some perspective from this and be grateful for what you do have, but you telling yourself that you can't be unhappy because someone has it worse doesn't change a goddamn thing for either of you.

Or the bag is half full of potato chips?