windscryer

windscryer


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An army classic 4 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
There are aviators in the Army, though mostly helicopters, and the Air Force used to be part of the Army. There is still a long-standing rivalry between them. Mostly because of shit like this.
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FunSubstance User Leaderboard for November 65 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Animalgifs better run, he sounds pissed.
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you must be new here 18 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Tumblr. Tumblr happened here. And it was glorious.
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Sharing one of my favourites 14 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
I whisper, "It's done... But there's blood everywhere!"
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Fashion Nowadays 3 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
You're as likely to see these off the runway as the actual Mona Lisa on the street because they're both just art.
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The USS Independence: One of the US Navy's newest warships 1 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Lucky mothafuckas. Wish I could crew her.
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Guys vs Girls 2 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Apparently I am a man. Huh.
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Don't all girls like their b**bs? 4 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Nope. Only when they're annoying. Wait, that means yes. Goddammit.
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Flawless logic 7 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Sorry, I don't speak douchebag.
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She has a point 8 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
It would be nice at least if pregnancy actually meant skipping periods, but it can take weeks after labor to bleed out all the extra crap you needed for the baby. YOU JUST STORE 9 MONTHS OF PERIOD.
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Missile after your name 1 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Irony Man
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It'll be fun, they said 1 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Orca vending machine.
Unemployed smart 1 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
It worked, too.
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How would a trillion dollars look like 2 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
A million dollars in $20's is a square pallet. Saw it get loaded on a carrier pre-deployment. Everyone was just watching it like DAAAAAYUM.
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8 things the Marines aren't telling the Navy 1 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Nah, we heard those last year. You guys are just behind. As usual.
Getting yelled at by a girl wearing yoga pants 1 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Some of us aren't doing it for *anyone* to stare. Some of us wear yoga pants for... Wait for it... YOGA.
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This would improve EVERY boys childhood 1 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
I'm a girl and I'd push that kid in the ocean and steal them off his damn hands.
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Bane wants a hug 2 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
One day while filming the end fight scene, Christian and Tom were just like "Man, I'm tired," and "Me, too, bro," and hugged it out.
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Europe 8 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
*bidet, but yeah. It's an ass/twat washer.
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Sad story 4 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
There's a second half that makes it better.
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That kind of friend 6 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
That's me. I'm also the crazy one. DOUBLE JACKPOT WOOOOO! \o/
Camping like a boss 7 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Aaaaaand I'm dead.
Types of strawberries 2 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
It's the shortcake dessert Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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I see dumb people 3 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Oh my god. Okay here's how it works: there are social media clients like HootSuite and Tweetdeck that allow you to monitor and post to multiple sites all from one program. So those hashtags probably come from posting one message to multiple sites, like Twitter and Facebook or Instagram and Facebook. No, it doesn't mean anything on Facebook, but it does on the other sites. And it's not actually *hurting* anyone on Facebook, because who is honestly offend by an octothorpe?
By using a client instead of going to each site individually, they're actually saving time. NOW WHO IS THE SOCIAL MEDIA MORON?
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Time wasting 3 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Joke's on you, the test is still on Friday.
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