windscryer

windscryer


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Silly Ariel 8 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Do you know how hard it is to brush your hair with a big-ass trident? This one is actually the perfect size.
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The Best Things In Life Aren't Things... 4 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
What do you know? You're a goddamned wall.
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Pranks of evil n' shit ain't nice 19 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!
The moment that all we've been waiting 6 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
That's not even correct LOLspeak. Come on.
Irony 6 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Kudos for correct use of irony! *high five*
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i love teddy bears 19 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
LOL That's when the Teddy Bear was invented.
Waiting Rooms 6 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
You had ONE JOB.
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Do it already! 3 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Me when sharing a book with anyone in school.
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"cas-get-into-my-ass" 30 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
I have no physical prowess to speak of. But that doesn't mean I can't fuck your shit up. I will rain napalm straight from satan's asshole on your life if you push me too far. Now who wants a cookie? ^_^
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Need an adult 30 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
*holds up hands* Don't look at me. I have no fucking clue what's going on.
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Getting real tired of this bullshit 3 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
I have no facebook. Guess I'll go to another site. Your loss.
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1996 bad ass of the year award goes to 3 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
IN (SOVIET?) TEXAS, YOU BITE SNAKES.
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This is so true. 10 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Except that she totally admitted that the media made her feel bad about her weight and that other girls should not follow her example.
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"A rainbow is just a unicorns vomit" 15 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
I thought they were unicorn farts?
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Big hugs :) 28 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
I'm sorry. I'll go throw myself in the Pit of Doom then. *hangs head and shuffles off*
Best. Dressing Room. Ever. 21 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
If they would make things in standard sizes it might not be, but since they won't...
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Stay Golden Pony Boy 53 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
#outsidersfanworldproblems
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Because logic 16 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Yes. Definitely that. Me too!
Men v.s wmen 16 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Pretty much, yeah. And this doesn't even account for PMS.
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Big hugs :) 28 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
OH GOD HE'S NOT MOVING! I THINK I SMOTHERED HIM!
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Obesity nowadays 12 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Kind of unfair. Horizontal stripes add width, as do the colors red and white. Dark colors slim, not to mention the badly fitted jacket conceals the true shape and adds bulk. They're probably closer in size than most people would guess.
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Do you have a moment to talk? 12 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
This conversation amused me more than it should.

Also, Zelda take a hint from your boyfriend and start cutting grass and breaking pottery. You could have enough in just a few short minutes.
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Impossibility 10 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
OH GOD SOMEONE KILLED SUPERMAN?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Teenagers these days 47 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Then you have a great deal of sense more than her. For this, I salute you.
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Prepare yourself 19 comments
windscryer · 11 years ago
Because we don't want to disrupt the space-time continuum?
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