This gif sums up the importance of public transport in a very good way 2 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
And if riding the bus was cheaper than owning a car in my city, I'd use it.
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R.I.P. Nelson Mandela. 14 comments
"cas-get-into-my-ass" 30 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
*she
And as long as you don't piss me off, you'll get my award-winning caramel snickerdoodles.
If you do piss me off, even the NSA won't know what happened to you.
And as long as you don't piss me off, you'll get my award-winning caramel snickerdoodles.
If you do piss me off, even the NSA won't know what happened to you.
Need an adult 30 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Is it too late for me to come in? I think I did it on accident. Damn terms and conditions.
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So true 142 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
This is how much difference a little thing like telling them you care can make to someone considering suicide.
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Hey, Funsubster, how was your weekend? 14 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
You'd be surprised. My fifth graders last year said the same thing, but 28 out of 36 had a novel in their hands come December 1st. They break it up into small chunks and there is a really great support network.
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Want to hear something really scary? 49 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
She means a lot of rapists don't end up in prison. Many of them don't even get convicted because we have a fucked up justice system that allows grown-ass adults to make excuses like "I couldn't help it" and "it's her fault for dressing that way and provoking me", because we are apparently NOT more sapient than the average animal.
(Please do not take my anger personally. This issue is what really pisses me off, not the people discussing it here.)
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(Please do not take my anger personally. This issue is what really pisses me off, not the people discussing it here.)
Pancake to rule them all! 16 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
I don't like pancakes. I don't like my family more. *nods* This logic is sound.
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Mugger strike 4 comments
If you need g*nital enlargement 2 comments
Wouldn't want that to happen 21 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
I was spanked and did NOT turn out fine. That shit can end right here and now along with the participation trophy. You wanna reward kids? How about smaller rewards for more achievable goals? Then they have to actually accomplish something but it's not a miracle when they manage it. Everyone still gets a "trophy", but no one got it just for breathing.
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I've reenacted this scene every time I've eaten jell-o since 13 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
;_; It makes me sad that this is a thing people say, and not because they're hipsters. This poor generation.
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some girl.. 22 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
This girl is watching wedding shows where they spend $100,000 on a dress and cater $500/plate receptions. She's gonna be real disappointed when she finds out the military does NOT pay for your wedding, and if they did her dress would be $50 or less and the reception would take place in the base's enlisted dining hall—at lunchtime with everyone else.
I can only assume she heard "military wedding" and got super confused. That just means your base chaplain does the service and your groom's squad does the saber salute. The cost of it all is still on you, sweetie.
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I can only assume she heard "military wedding" and got super confused. That just means your base chaplain does the service and your groom's squad does the saber salute. The cost of it all is still on you, sweetie.
You wouldn't eat this baby 33 comments
NASA pen 8 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
I have one of these Fisher space pens. I GUARD IT WITH MY LIFE. IT IS THE BEST PEN I HAVE EVER HAD.
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Laugh like you think it's funny 17 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
He's right that it doesn't necessarily mean he's a pervert, but he's wrong that "everyone does it".
..one thing led to another 6 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Or nuclear war. That's how my Public Speaking professor explained the slippery slope fallacy: I didn't buy milk today, so the grocery store didn't make enough money this month, so they had to close it, which caused everyone to starve, so people started rioting, therefore the government sent in the army, which pissed off the state, who started a revolution, which caused the government to fire a nuke that killed the whole world. And that's why he NEVER forgot to buy milk on the way home.
Best. Dressing Room. Ever. 21 comments
Cooking on Venus 6 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
That's Neil Degrasse Tyson, the Badass Motherfucker of Science himself. (It's his quote.)
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