Mind = Blown

Like me. People think different things of me based on perspective.

I've seen some pretty dumb people, but this is amazing. Thanks Walmart, you know your customers :)

Log beat me and I didn't even compete with it!

Shrek bae

Clever, clever.

Sign me up, I'll take one. And give it to my grandmother. Oh lord, I wonder what she'd do

They ask me what I want for my birthday, I always answer "nothing in particular" because I really can't think of anything that I want. And when my birthday comes around and I get little to nothing, I am always disappointed. I guess that maybe by "nothing in particular" that'd mean "I hope you know me well enough to please me" but I still should see it coming anyway.

Next time anyone complains about how flat I am I'm going to mention this. Somehow. Still working on that detail.

I love it when enemy animals are friends like this (or at least are in the picture) ^u^

I did not get an invitation to this fantastic BBQ, someone please invite me.

So far mine's done nothing but help me :)

I love it when dogs' tongues are licking their faces like that, so cute!

He freezes, as does his commander. Even though we cannot see facial expressions, I can tell that the commander's is of a mix between disappointment and anger. His is a priceless "freeze and he can't see you" kind of a look, lol

If I were any good at volleyball, I'd totally play in this match just so I can yell things in French to confuse both sides

If you're looking for an epic place to suicide, go there. (But pls don't suicide, way too many people love you even if you don't realize it)

I can't stand normal spiders... But winged ones? I'm with the guy in the picture. Lol nope *Cries*

Murica, get your act together pls

How dare you...