Can I get a banana for scale?

So basically I'm going to marry... The food that's coming at the restaurant.

Soo you never actually vacuumed anything?

Awwe, you knew it was a crappy day without having to even ask <3

For comprehension reasons... What was it SUPPOSED to be?

Oh, oh OH OH OH
I get it

Weird but cute <3

What I personally believe about evolution vs christian creation story is that both are true. The 7 days of the creation are figurative, so that could actually be 700 million years instead of 7 literal days. I believe that evolution did in fact happen, but not without drive. How could something so amazing happen without a major source? I believe that God made evolution happen and that both stories are true in their own ways.
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Take it or leave it, I really do hate to be religious on Funsubstance but I just had to express this thought.
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Again, if you're not religious please save your hate for when it really matters. I understand that if you don't believe this or believe something completely different that's totally up to you so instead of hating on me for simply letting you know what I think, please put your time and energy into something more productive.

All I have to say about this is... wow. Great job, Buzzfeed

That's just super! Super awesome, that is.

That's so sad :(

OMG OMG OMGO MGOMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM
Idk what to say about this I'm so excited now

Too cute!

The short guy is the most impressive. The stack goes up to his chin and he still jumps and lands it!

It looks like they're flying, or being pulled up by strings. Awesome!

Haha I sometimes wish I was homeschooled but I like being at normal school

omg yes

CARful, har har har XD

Magic

Same, bro

He looks like he's struggling