Crotch Goblin

hah suck my dick oldies

wtf?? this is rape. he consented to a sexual act. he did NOT consent to having the responsibility of a child.

hahahahahahahah so fake. funny nonetheless

Creaeggivity

Maybe he was more academically qualified but that's not the only reason people get hired. It's possible she was more friendly, worked better with teams, ect..

My brother, who's a chef, does that for me a lot. I'll fuck up a perfectly good recipe and he'll turn it into something different and better

THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING

its a ..... TRANSPARTENT

The title could've been gas before ass you missed such a great opportunity your father and I are very disappointed

how many elmos must die for the sake of fashion??

i do airbnbs all the time, its awesome! never had a bad experience

Both.

Im worth 66

i legit lost my black friend in the dark. i could not see her for the life of me, she thought it was hilarious and started acting like a goddamn ninja

hell yeah, a girl physically abuses you, you defend yourself

i am both

wait...did supernatural steal this line from this show or vice versa?

How dare you make me look at this with my own two eyes

I'm no murderer