Just remember : you're one of her drunk mistakes.

GOJIRA !!! \m/

Someone could explain the joke to a non-completely-english-speaker?

I find that funnier when you know that the white flag was the French Royal Flag, when the french people used to win so many war that when you saw them coming, you pull up their white Royal flag to surrender to them before they kick your ass.

La petite ceinture, Paris. A old desaffected railway.

That's a very huuuuge sun you have here.

I always shout at my girlfriend "could you please use 2 or 3 leaves of paper, instead of the whole roll? Please?" almost everyday...

There's nothing interesting in ten years, i swear.

My alarmclock used to be set at 11:11, because it got "Quatre uns" (quatrain) so it must be a "sonnet"(sonner=to ring). And i''m funny, shut up.

So be it, black melatlhead it is!

Sounds like The Outsider of H. P. Lovecraft, no?

I'm orphan, sooooo...

Godwin law escalated quickly!

French car, right?