I have that friend i don't see much, but the one you have your own language with, see, like 3 words "Black Forest? -Electric Mistress. -Okay so Infinity." (All this, in our language means "can i come, i have beers and weed? -No i'm with a/my girl -okay so tell me when you're free), but there were that one time he didn't felt well and came to my place, and all we did was listening to Dark Side of the moon, all along the album, we didn't spoke a single word, not one. When the album finished, i hugged me, and just left.
Today we don't see each other a lot, but we still have our own language (made of experience made by ourselves with words and situations according to the situation, like Cult means I don't care, don't wanna come, and i have all the drinks i already want.), and we speak to each other, it's like we've seen each other yesterday, and not 6 month ago, and still that code we have.

Bro, hey bro, listen, i have the heaviest shit to tell you. Bro, hey, listen, that.is.the.shit you have no idea, bro. Bro, listen, bro, WINGS, yeah, bro, wait wait, WINGS, guess what, WINGS... BETWEEN MY LEGS ! Yeah bro, yeh, Between my f*cking legs, wings, ain't. That. The. Shit?

Y R y'all soooo obessed with Fall Out Boy? What's the thing with this website and that band? Do you even listen to ANYTHING ELSE?
Is there any metalhead over here? Please let there be a metahead...

You... You didn't read Romeo and Juliet, did you?
I don't want to spoil anything but... Juliet... She died in labor, there i said it.

The little sign near Man to make a woman means "Chatty".
Yes they did.

How many days since the last mass shooting?

Is that... Louis De Funès?

Where the hell did you have the news that there were only 39 dead in Paris? There were 129 killed this friday! It is not the first time i see the "40 dead". Where does that come from?

It's in France but i don't remember where exactly.

And we all saw the Majestic impressionnism of Bill Murray by Tom Hanks.

https://youtu.be/_-XaaTqOICU
Flying whales - Gojira, hell yeah \m/

"american only problems" See the europeans laugh :)

Having your girlfriend with nuggets, seriously? I once offered my girlfriend a big and not cheap painting of Enki Bilal, and i did broke up with her a few weeks ago. She wasn't my girlfriend anymore, i wasn't in love, but i saw the painting, and i knew she would love it, i had the money, so i bought it, and gave it to her, for nothing. That's what i do. I find something you like, i buy it.
But yeah, i have a "ex-girlfriends' club" that still likes me, and do things for me like i did to her, so, justremember to be the kindest to everyone, and you really be repayed back.

If there's some french people here : Ceci est un quatrain (quatre uns - four ones) donc il devrait sonnet (like, to ring).

Call Handegg Football and football soccer, those dumb geese...

I'm just gonna put eggplant in there. "Oeuf de plante". HON HON HON.