I know she's guilty.

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Do you have the motivation, strength and discipline required 10 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
To fight the sea.
ALL HAIL XERXES !!!
Bring this kitten to me 6 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
I think you ate enough. So no.
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Do you have the motivation, strength and discipline required 10 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
I also like to hit the water. Am i a secret Shaolin monk?
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Real confession here guys. 9 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
Advice : always have a banana with you. Use the skin when needed.
uhhhh..... 6 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
*TROLL INTENSIFIES*
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Be sick or be square. 3 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
That would be a pretty amazing week-end, don't you think?
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Tell me your secrettttssss 87 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
Don't forget to take the picture of the exact moment she's having the stroke!
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Every meal 9 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
If do this In France, the "Let's pray" thing, everyone will glares at you, some will say "what? we didn't poison your food, you know? you won't die", other one "if you just thank god for the food mom did, i will fucking kick you in the face when you'll be sleeping", or "is that some kind of joke? are you a fucking priest now?".
Yeh, we don't like religions in here. They mess up everything and are so wrong...
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we're not all the same 41 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
Sometimes they make you food, offer you vodka then have sex with you and let you go home satisfied like that. Amazing.
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Thoughts? 34 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
One of my friend works at Sidaction. One day she invited me to come to a huge party they're doing, so i came. They were celebrating the fact that they found not one, but 5 differents vaccines or kinda against AIDS. 'Til today, it was the biggest party and the craziest party i've been to, i swear.
5 years later, do you see any AIDS vaccines around?
Cuz i don't.
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Tell me your secrettttssss 87 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
It would be way too long, some of the words are typical french expressions, like inthalassopotable meaning undrinkable or minilactopotagiante meaning "drinking some little milk" meaning having fun joking around, orchydopygience meaning something like "coming here with his mouth in the shape of a chicken-ass" but not really.
French language is beautiful :)
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Tell me your secrettttssss 87 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
I really don't think she could. It is what's called xyloglossy (wood tongue), those are words made from latin. French language allows to invent words immediately understandable if the interlocutor knows a little of latin.
Tell me your secrettttssss 87 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
could not translate this, it means.
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Tell me your secrettttssss 87 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
Je ne pense pas que sa prof de français puisse traduire ça.
Tell me your secrettttssss 87 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
J'admire la vivacité tudesque de cet abutyrotomofilogène certainement alburostre ambulochrone qui eut l'orchydopygience de se présenter ici dans un but oculogynécomaniste nodovermiculotractiant l'opportunité minilactopotagiante bien que certes magdalenolachrymal et inthalassopotable de pouvoir hellépinaphiser sur un sujet linguistique qui le dépasse totalement.
So deep 17 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
Avec une grande facilité tu remarqueras :)
So deep 17 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
C'est comme un code secret !! En même temps, nous, on parle un anglais plus que correct (bordel une partie de mon travail est de traduire mails, modes opératoire ou carrément d'assister aux réunions Paris-Bangalore parce que le français n'est pas la pierre angulaire de ma chef), je ne voudrais pas dire mais en France, même pour ceux qui ne parlent pas bien anglais, ils arrivent à plutôt bien se débrouiller!
Mais les pays anglophones, meeeh, quel besoin d'apprendre une autre langue... Et je ne te parle même pas de NYC qui ne sont pas au courant des décalages horaires (via mon boulot encore)...
Tell me your secrettttssss 87 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
Vincennes, à la limite de Paris (pas moins cher pour autant).
Mais ça va, ce n'est pas trop loin :)
So deep 17 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
You found it!!!
Un truc avec des baguettes en ces temps bien moins "franchouillard (faut croire)", je me suis dit...
Tell me your secrettttssss 87 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
On devrait se faire une réunion (ça couterait moins cher en tournées). T'habites où, toi?
Tell me your secrettttssss 87 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
THERE YOU ARE ! not you irishriver
Le pire c'est que j'avais vu ton comment y a un moment, j'ai même pas fait gaffe que c'était toi.
En fait, ça me semble tout petit ce site...
So deep 17 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
I am here to find a typical french girl, don't mind me.
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Tell me your secrettttssss 87 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
I think having a bad eyesight is a betrayal of the body to its owner.
Like, hey, you have hands but you don't have depths, so you won't be handy your whole life.
TRAITOR !!!
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This is how to be a great friend. 15 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
And yeah, all our language is made of songs and/or albums and/or bands, depending of what we want to say.
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This is how to be a great friend. 15 comments
witchfinder · 8 years ago
And there you are! Know that relationships make you cry anyway sometimes...
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