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Equality 6 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

*half-naked

Looks a little suggestive 8 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

It is.

Fb 6 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

Maybe it was the greenhouse.

I celebrate it everyday 10 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

To where?

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Gay farmer 26 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

*it

Ouch 5 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

You're going to need some aloe Vera for that burn!

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Wow, dewey is the man 21 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

How would you know? Have you ever met him?

Gay farmer 26 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

Fagulous. That's a word I'm going to use.

Men can fake it too 10 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

It kind of looks like he has boobs...

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I crave the booty 8 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

America 13 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

That was beautiful.

100% wood sculpture 3 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

If I try hard enough I can sculpt a block of wood into a slightly smaller block of wood.

Every time 9 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

It's trying to communicate. What do we do?

Asked for a milkshake in a restaurant this is what I got 7 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

I want a milkshake now

You know your dad is cool when 7 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

And the best dad award goes to...

Sometimes being nice does more harm than good 7 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

This'll probably get a lot of dislikes, but I think obese people should feel bad about their weight so they can lose it and be healthy.

This thought really bothers me 3 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

I never really thought about this before, but now it bothers me, too.

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I hope Apple reads this 24 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

They're talking about when it's delivered, not read.

Can't wait for 2015!! 8 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

You forgot Finding Dory

Pepperoni pizza 5 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

Pizza is pizza.

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Bieber on Rape 26 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

The belieber only said that a girl can be with a rapist at night alone accidentally. I don't really see how that's a reason. Try defending Justin where he isn't guilty.

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Bieber on Rape 26 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

Watch the beliebers try to defend this one.

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Dumb people, dumb people everywhere 29 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

And a serious case of grammar nazi.

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Majestic as f*ck 11 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

Actually they're being chased by a cheetah. There's a video of it.

Kill it before it reproduces! 116 comments

wittyusernamehere · 11 years ago

That's Zayn you're talking about

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