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SOMEONE TRY IT TO CONFIRM 12 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Sometimes, I'm too lazy to plug in my laptop or the program crashes and whenever I open that document again, it'll open to when I last saved it but a tab pops out automatatically that says if I want to see the recovered version. Plus, whenever I open Microsoft Word after something like that happened, it shows up right away. I also have the newest software, so maybe you have to press info for older versions?
Canada no 27 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Yeah, that's right
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Canada no 27 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
And once again, those were British troops. I'm not saying Canada isn't capable enough to take care of itself but the War of 1812 isn't a reliable reference.
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That moment when this is a pencil drawing 31 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I've seen people use white color pencils, white pens, and white paint. You can't achieve glossy with pencil alone because of the slightly scratchy shading that comes with it while glossy is smooth, if that makes sense
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Recovering an engagement ring from a vent 10 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
*drops it again*
Faint in humanity RESTORED 14 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
OR they wanted to show that before anyone is a participant of a religion, they are a human that serves humanity first. They could have posted this to encourage others to do the same.
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Foreign Common Courtesy 34 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Hey, Indian here! It is a bit exaggerated because people do touch the opposite sex and it's fine. I think the post is referring to kissing in public and even that will only get you stares in small villages and towns but big cities are pretty okay. You just don't seem well mannered if you publicize your love (I don't agree with it either) but it's so weird that this exists because there are so many hidden sex jokes everywhere, like in every day speech, advertising, etc. The biggest one is the fact that the bride and groom's first night is so anticipated. The bed is adorned with rose petals and they even have strings of roses hanging from the ceiling. There's even a name for the night: "Suhaag Raat".
Meanwhile I use my treadmill as a clothes hanger 5 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
It's probably also to help her save oxygen
Chlamydia 3 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Totally read that wrong and thought you said her diarrhea is green and I was just sitting here like O_o
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Damn communists curing cancer for free 27 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
What are they supposed to? Keep pretending that Cuba doesn't exist so that nobody moves forward? Sounds like a great idea to me.
um... so you're gonna die 12 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I'm late, but I ship evarno and theaeroplanegirl!!
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How Canada disses America 8 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
It's okay because it wasn't you, it was the British.
You can never understand them. 6 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
And just cause she's fat doesn't mean that she's not a good actress.
Jennifer Lopez asking for donations while displaying a hand full of diamonds 17 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
businesses others are in. Entertainment makes a shit ton. Also, going back to the diamond rings thing, she can buy herself rings and wear them. She did donate and considering that she's a nice person, she most likely donated a lot. Saying she can't buy herself diamond rings while talking about donating is like saying a middle class family can't indulge and buy themselves a $40,000 car or go on an expensive trip out of the country because they should spend that extra amount on charity instead. It doesn't make very much sense. Anyways, at least rich people do give back millions to charity, whatever the motivation.
Jennifer Lopez asking for donations while displaying a hand full of diamonds 17 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
First of all, the wealth gap isn't so big that there's only the ridiculously wealthy and the piss poor. There is the middle class and thats who the commercials are geared towards, the people that live comfortably and still have a little left over after they've done everything they wanted/needed to with their money. They're the ones encouraged to give back to the community because obviously people with 15 cents can't. Nobody is forcing anyone to do anything, just saying that it is a noble cause and spreading awareness and how better to do than with a famous celebrity? And second, she's probably already donated millions and if she hasn't, you can't say that she has to because it is her money, just like you were insinuating for the poorer people. Yes, no one needs to be that rich, but they are and just because they are doesn't mean poorer people are entitled to their wealth. They did still work for their worth, it just so happens that the business they're in is making more than the
College lions 10 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Dhokra!
Kaman!
College lions 10 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
And his movies always have a great message behind them
this guy gets it 9 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Most Americans don't speak in double negatives and actually point it out to people who do.
RIP beautiful Miley 14 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure icy is trying to say that nobody needs to question why she's dressing like that, because even if it's uncomfortable and doesn't look so great to others, it's what she wants to do. I find it rude to say puberty went in reverse just because she looked better before even though she's happier now and that's what life is about, being happy, not pretty according to society's rules.
What's in my mind every time someone bashes gay marriage or atheism 17 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Plus, it was still Great Britain when that happened.
· Edited 9 years ago
Whole lot of nope 20 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
It's not, it's on his Instagram and he does a bunch of crazy things like this (usually only involving himself, this was the first I saw of him and someone else).
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Old vs. Young people 23 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
It's pretty ignorant to say that teenagers aren't dealing with problems simply because they don't consist of "adult problems". Many teenagers have just as much incentive, if not more, to be rude and angry, but that doesn't mean they always are. Plus, even if older people are "jaded with life", they still have no right to take out their anger on others, especially those trying to help them.
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Jensen solved all his hair problems 6 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
No, that's arabic
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Duudddeeeee.... 53 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
And not just that, but it's always the best from one genre and the worst from another. Ed Sheeran is "mainstream" but his lyrics are deep and beautiful.