wittyusernamehere

wittyusernamehere


Bios are awkward. I'm awkward.

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Muslim women inspired by Japanese Fashion 21 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
And of course the age old ideal of women wearing clothes solely for men's attention. I guess wearing clothes that make me look and feel hot can't be for myself because I can't possibly want to make myself happy with my appearance and it has to be to make a man happy.
Better tuition system 44 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Pizza, please look into how the government works and politics before you reach voting age. I'm not trying to be rude because before I took AP Gov this year, I would've been on the same page as you but handing out "free" stuff isn't what's going to fix this country. And also, nothing is free.
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Ginger! 5 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
....because it's a meme? Memes never have what the person is originally saying. It's a meme for a reason.
Teaching secondary school kids can be problematic 15 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
She's responsible for the next baby boom then
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Weekend at Bernie's 20 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Yup, the similarities between the U.S. and Scandanavian countries are so great that one can be easily mistaken.
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Weekend at Bernie's 20 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
It won't work for the US
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Taking the dog to the vet 5 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Poor baby :( does he know all the ways to the vet?
Something You Probably Didn't Know About Marilyn And Ella 8 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I love that a woman's worth comes off the amount of times she's had sex. I don't really know much about Marilyn but all anyone seems to say about her is that she was a "slut." I've never really heard that about male actors. Oh yeah, that's right, men having experience is considered great.
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How to birth a child as a male 10 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I think you'd still be turned back before the next potion took effect, maybe just for a second, but in that second you became a man and therefore the sperm couldn't do its job and you'd have to redo the whole process and then keep failing. I could be wrong though, I don't know much about Harry Potter.
Spanish 4 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Mi papá tiene 47 anos. = My dad has 47 assholes.
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The disgust is real 7 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I think it's more about Tony's personality rather than his accomplishments.
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Advice for the ladies 29 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
This post is so sexist, smh. If this was talking about "all girls" and how they act in a relationship, this post would get called out so fast. I think having this kind of outlook and going into a relationship would be what brings about the downfall. Where do y'all find this stuff honestly.
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Royal burns 8 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
You know they're figureheads right? Parliament is the one to decide on everything. All they really do is announce when Parliament is in session and be royalty.
I'm 5'2, none of them fit 32 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Are you home-schooled? :) Girls are all kinds of heights, just like guys. I'm 5'0 (I'm 17) but the shortest girl I've known is 4'9" and the tallest is closer to 7'0 than 6'0, I come up to just a little above her elbow.
I'm 5'2, none of them fit 32 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Have you never been around girls before? XD
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There are times I seriously question the generation of kids we are currently raising 6 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
A+++ judgement, guest. Is this what you do everytime you hear someone's life story?
The real reason people have children 17 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Unless they're tossing it across the kitchen
This dog has a warmer heart than most people 8 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I love the irony here
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Your Kid's Manners 10 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
My point is to just let kids be kids and to not be so damn judgmental every time you hear a child cry and automatically pinpoint all the blame on the parents because you don't know that child and you don't know their parents or all of the circumstances.
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Your Kid's Manners 10 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
These kinds of posts are getting annoying. Of course the really loud, raucous ones are annoying and their parents should leave with them if they cause too much trouble, but people nowadays seem to have a problem with a kid just being a kid. News flash, kids are obnoxious and louder than the average person because they are kids. You can give me bullshit about how well your parents disciplined you, but you didn't not act out because of etiquette but because you were afraid of consequences, and no, that's not the same thing. And every kid is different. I was really quiet and didn't get fussy very often, if at all, but my sister was the total opposite and she'd cry and yell over everything, but the same parents raised us, and if anything, they were stricter disciplining her because she was the loud one and yet she didn't change. She's a wonderful human being with great manners now that she's older, though.
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Thanks, dad 4 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
How do you know it's a condom then? O_o
To all these little kids, having kids... 36 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Thank you
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Well yeah 6 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
They had enough wine to not give a shit
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Sharks don't mean to be mean 7 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I totally understand what you're saying and agree, but those can't really be comparable because more people are around dogs and driving than there are people deep enough to be around sharks, or even in the ocean regularly.