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wittyusernamehere


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Just FYI ladies 45 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
And my comment is refuting that by saying women of both shapely and un-shapely asses equally wear heels, at least in my experience.
favorite 7 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Powerpuff Girls
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Since the beginning of religion 19 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
And angry for being blamed for all of it
Just FYI ladies 45 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
It's not about can but who actually does. And your comment clearly sounds like women who don't have shapely asses are the ones who do. And I also didn't say that you said only women who have un-shapely asses wear heels.
Just FYI ladies 45 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
"Yeah, it can make the ass more shapely but that's really just compensating for an ass that isn't naturally shaped."
Yeah, you did. Saying that it makes up for an ass that isn't naturally shaped is implying that asses (that belong to women who wear heels) can't be shapely because they are "compensating".
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Just FYI ladies 45 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Not always. Asses can be shapely before heels just like faces are pretty before make-up. Your personal preference is no heels and no make-up and that's fine but don't say that it's not sexy because that's your opinion, not a fact, and it shames those who like to put make up on and wear heels whether they need it or not.
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Just FYI ladies 45 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Not sure if you're joking or not, but I don't but if I see a woman, or a man, walking like a newborn calf, I'll still applaud them for wearing the heels in the first place
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Since the beginning of religion 19 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I never said religion was a bad thing? I'm actually agreeing with you. I'm just saying that to acknowledge that atheists make fun of religious people, you have to also acknowledge that religious people make fun of atheists too. Both sides look down on each other, but not every one on both sides do.
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Since the beginning of religion 19 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I think it depends. Personally, I see more people mocking religious nuts than just religious people.
The Worst Type of People 9 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Guess who's getting a visit tonight ;)
I get jealous easily 6 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Well he did say untalented
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Since the beginning of religion 19 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
It works both ways. Religious people stereotype atheists, too.
Plans 4 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Or five minutes before the plans are supposed to take place
Just FYI ladies 45 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Wearing heels is about me not everyone else, so thanks for the "tip"
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Captain Underpants Gold 15 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I like you, too
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Rare photo of a penguin sacrificial ritual 4 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I like how you added a smiley face
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When I see Christmas decorations in November 10 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Maybe it's a suicidal turkey or a martyr
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3 holes deep 8 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Just like your mom
Captain Underpants Gold 15 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
At least you're still bombing it, even if it is in the opposite sense
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Bottoms up! 13 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
I read tequila sunrise as toilet sunrise
When engineers get bored... 7 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Single and ready to pRINGle
That was awful, I'm sorry.
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Captain Underpants Gold 15 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Are you the bomb at driving though, Tyler? And somechik, hopefully they'll be better at picking out good literature then later on! Avenger, me, too, my book addiction is so encompassing that I actually get withdrawals and very very sad when I haven't had time to read at least one book in a month.
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Awwww 22 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Was very disturbed at first
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What girls really want 19 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
But it is free for me if Harry Styles pays for it.
I'm not talking about the government and economy if that's what you're talking about. I'm well aware there is no "free" healthcare and higher education.
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I can't believe someone actually got this as a tattoo 8 comments
wittyusernamehere · 9 years ago
Is this an "I'm into S&M and other kinky shit" signal?