What did it say?

Has Jonathon Swift given you inspiration, burning?

Having sex isn't the only one on there. You could easily be hugging someone and be on your phone, too, but then again, if the sex is that bad, I guess you could be on your phone

Considering there are millions others in the world who play video games and have friends, I'm going to say no

I love you, igor

More like
*rips out brain*
*stops crying*

My friends assume I'm up at 4am because I usually am, reading or something.

Who is the girl they added??

Yik yak

Or, you know, people spend a lot more during the holidays and although he may have a well paying job with excess money to spend, he wants to spend as much as he can of it on his kids? Which is actually A+ parenting. I know our tree, which isn't half bad, cost $70, but that's still a lot of money if you were to spend it entirely on presents.

Yes, I'm aware. My point was that open borders wouldn't help the US

The US also has a lot more people

Literally 90% of the population does

Dunkin' Donuts is usually open pretty late, too. For future reference :)

I only ever got 40 minutes in AP English. I feel cheated

Breaking and entering? I don't know

Butt sex

No

Nice, my mom is a maroon, too! I'm more of a cerulean, though.

Because people have no creativity in insults and just spew the same shit everyone else does

Yeah, it's probably the former because I screenshotted this directly from her Twitter profile

I don't know, but that is her official account. Maybe she's changed her mind.